1 00:00:09,516 --> 00:00:15,905 - Burglars - 2 00:00:42,413 --> 00:00:45,809 - safe 3 00:01:00,535 --> 00:01:01,538 It's super cold. 4 00:01:03,748 --> 00:01:04,404 Martin... 5 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:08,320 - Michael. - So, sorry... 6 00:01:08,642 --> 00:01:10,070 Are we using our real names? 7 00:01:13,336 --> 00:01:15,264 If so, then I'm Liam. 8 00:01:17,946 --> 00:01:19,139 What the hell is this about? 9 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,947 I have something here... 10 00:01:28,114 --> 00:01:30,576 Where will... we will go... 11 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:32,192 Here are... the codes from... 12 00:01:32,937 --> 00:01:33,483 It's... I mean... 13 00:01:34,106 --> 00:01:38,573 So, so the safe is in the back room, who is there... 14 00:01:38,993 --> 00:01:43,366 And my colleague made the photosensitive system, so... 15 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,596 it's his child he's an idiot too. 16 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:50,598 So, and so when you enter it will be total darkness, 17 00:01:50,618 --> 00:01:52,691 and if you turn on any light the alarm will be activated, 18 00:01:52,772 --> 00:01:57,285 so don't forget to open a door or light a cigarette. 19 00:01:57,432 --> 00:01:59,122 - Tea? - Yes, I would like some tea. 20 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:03,495 And you will have to use it a black thing... 21 00:02:03,604 --> 00:02:05,345 I don't know if you changed ever film from a device... 22 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:08,634 but this will allow you to enter the office without any light entering. 23 00:02:08,769 --> 00:02:10,097 - Milk? - Yes, please. 24 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:15,006 I have something else here to practice with, and then... 25 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:18,629 - It's for you. And Sunday morning... - Some sugar. 26 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:19,586 Oh, for me. 27 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:23,540 - Sunday morning... there's a pub on the corner. - Biscuits? - No. 28 00:02:24,572 --> 00:02:27,442 There's a pub on the corner with an office', and I'll call you when the man leaves for work. 29 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,476 - smoking prohibited 30 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,905 3...4...5... 31 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,840 - One... - Chair! - Yes, I know, I know! 32 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:46,173 It's a wall. 33 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,845 This is how it will last a long time... 34 00:02:51,078 --> 00:02:52,200 I lead, you follow... 35 00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:54,621 Bullshit... 36 00:02:56,103 --> 00:02:57,747 Let's see with the welding machine now... 37 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:04,259 Job, this is testimony that I have reached the bottom of everything... 38 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,855 I used to break safes. 39 00:03:06,865 --> 00:03:10,351 Full of my jewels. Of the real ones, which shone. 40 00:03:12,362 --> 00:03:13,775 Not pieces of paper. 41 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:14,974 Hard drives. 42 00:03:15,274 --> 00:03:16,891 And usb poo sticks. 43 00:03:17,486 --> 00:03:19,918 - Where did the romance go? - Shut up and give me the screwdriver. 44 00:03:20,018 --> 00:03:20,636 What? 45 00:03:20,648 --> 00:03:21,887 Small screwdriver. 46 00:03:22,746 --> 00:03:23,923 Does this break safes? 47 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:25,263 Not. 48 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,449 I got it for Christmas. 49 00:03:27,826 --> 00:03:28,713 God! 50 00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:43,562 Who would open a pub sunday morning 51 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:46,803 do you have 52 00:03:53,398 --> 00:03:54,740 I had some whiskey last night. 53 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:57,454 I'm dust. I need a pint. 54 00:03:57,577 --> 00:03:58,305 what do you want 55 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:00,007 Something cold. 56 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:09,919 1...2...3. 57 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:19,359 - chalk (for pool cue) 'call' 58 00:04:29,662 --> 00:04:30,323 do you have children 59 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:38,723 2 hours late... 60 00:04:47,059 --> 00:04:48,047 I can't believe what's happening! 61 00:04:49,605 --> 00:04:50,855 Have a pint of beer. 62 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,049 What the hell else should we do? 63 00:05:01,244 --> 00:05:02,088 Damn it... 64 00:05:11,964 --> 00:05:12,824 do you smoke 65 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,278 I mean... 66 00:05:36,251 --> 00:05:39,549 For 2 days I have been practicing everything I know about you is that your name is Michael... 67 00:05:44,673 --> 00:05:45,826 This name, 'Michael'... 68 00:05:46,407 --> 00:05:47,506 it's hard and soft. 69 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:48,733 'Michael'. 70 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,234 Tell me about yourself, Michael. 71 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,249 I have no mother, I have no father. 72 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:04,542 My father left me and my mother when i was little 73 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,530 I never fully recovered. 74 00:06:16,816 --> 00:06:18,005 I'm sorry for asking... 75 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:35,579 (Teresa Brewer) 76 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,117 - Whose turn is it? - I don't know. 77 00:07:31,178 --> 00:07:31,929 The 3. 78 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:33,937 Wait, wait... what do you mean? 79 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:38,644 'One, two, three, and!' or 'one, two, three!' ? 80 00:07:38,885 --> 00:07:40,519 'One, two, three!' 81 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,244 Cheater! 82 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:52,952 Respond! 83 00:07:56,091 --> 00:07:56,957 Answer, don't you hear? 84 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:02,168 Yes? 85 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:10,005 We are ready! 86 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:25,422 What? 87 00:08:26,901 --> 00:08:27,923 Hey, motherfucker! 88 00:08:32,697 --> 00:08:33,550 where is it 89 00:08:34,148 --> 00:08:34,814 What? 90 00:08:35,612 --> 00:08:36,215 what are you saying 91 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:57,211 Where are the pillars? 92 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:00,310 Oh my God! 93 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,208 I'm starting to give way! 94 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,702 Where do you get them? 95 00:09:13,578 --> 00:09:14,480 There is no sign. 96 00:09:16,661 --> 00:09:17,714 I can't find them! 97 00:09:17,819 --> 00:09:18,752 You fool! 98 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:24,641 Enter! 99 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:31,103 do you have the keys 100 00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:33,516 Hell! 101 00:09:33,892 --> 00:09:35,218 I don't see anything! 102 00:09:35,239 --> 00:09:36,071 Do you die? 103 00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:40,736 Give me your hand! 104 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:43,315 Give it to me, where is it? 105 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,509 It's on the other side. 106 00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:47,262 Put your hand on my shoulder! 107 00:09:48,392 --> 00:09:49,402 Are you ready? 108 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:57,836 1...2...3... 109 00:09:59,082 --> 00:10:02,272 - 4...5... - 110 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:08,587 - 6... On the left... - We had this discussion in Ireland, at home. 111 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:12,584 - ...I had it in a previous life... - 7...8... 112 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,025 Stai! 113 00:10:14,474 --> 00:10:15,266 To the right! 114 00:10:17,396 --> 00:10:19,752 2... 3... Stai! 115 00:10:20,506 --> 00:10:21,305 Left! 116 00:10:22,783 --> 00:10:24,386 2... 3... 117 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:25,974 Right here. 118 00:10:28,788 --> 00:10:31,101 Welding machine! 119 00:10:34,974 --> 00:10:38,356 - Did I ever tell you that dad was a thief? - No. 120 00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:42,408 He called himself a 'bank robber'. 121 00:10:43,104 --> 00:10:44,835 Are you following in his footsteps? 122 00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:48,790 - :)) - :)) - No. 123 00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:53,207 I would not abandon myself wife and child'. 124 00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:56,367 The burglar screwdriver! 125 00:11:01,457 --> 00:11:02,734 Have you tried looking for it? 126 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:03,823 Drill! 127 00:11:06,511 --> 00:11:08,156 Maybe he had his reasons for leaving. 128 00:11:12,977 --> 00:11:14,022 And what were they? 129 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,199 Michael, what are you saying there? 130 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,557 Steal me! (in German). 131 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,590 - ...2. - Michael! 132 00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:27,860 ...1! 133 00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:29,759 Michael! 134 00:11:29,975 --> 00:11:30,874 Wait! 135 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,022 Yes, I know, you have a little patience, yes? 136 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:34,964 Too late... 137 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:47,069 Michael, come here. 138 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:49,907 Michael! 139 00:11:50,592 --> 00:11:51,445 Hell! 140 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:53,608 Shut me up! 141 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:58,554 - William, where are you? - Here. 142 00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:01,184 Enough units... 143 00:12:05,181 --> 00:12:05,993 Michael! 144 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,562 Hey! 145 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:23,655 Translation and subtitling Bogdan Movileanu for shortsup.ro; if you used this in any way, you can thank me here: https://www.facebook.com/bogdan.movileanu